December 2011
When you're trying to choose wine and this happens
Don't you hate it when magicians give birth for you
That awkward moment
when a helicopter comes out of nowhere and fucks up your day
That awkward moment when a dragon is sexier than you are
That awkward moment
When ninjas attack and you’re like
when shit doesn't get real
When you get ready to do something epic
and then when you do it you mess up
My life
When you’re making fun of someone behind their back and they turn around:
When you’re with a group and someone hot walks by:
When you have that annoying piece of hair that doesn’t do what it’s supposed to:
When you make a reference to a TV show and no one gets it:
When you hear the words ‘food’ and ‘free’ together:
When all your friends are laughing at a joke about you:
When you prove to someone that they are wrong:
When you bump into the corner of a table:
When someone likes your post on Facebook from, like, so long ago:
When you enter a store and need help from an employee:
When your favorite TV show comes back from a break:
When you realize you’re chewing on a borrowed pen:
When one of your body parts falls asleep and it feels like this:
When you say the exact same thing as your best friend:
When your phone rings, but you’re too lazy to get it:
When you’re typing your password and someone is staring at the keyboard:
When you see someone flirting with the person you like:
When you try to hold in a fart during a conversation:
When Youtube lets you skip the ad:
When someone says, “BRB” and never comes back:
When you’re starving and someone asks, “What’s for dinner?”:
When someone looks really attractive from behind, but then they turn around and are all like:
When your laugh comes out really loud and dumb:
When you poke someone and they think it was someone else:
When you’re at work and see your shift replacement coming in:
When you have pillow fights between friends:
When you have pillow fights between best friends:
When someone is lecturing you:
I want this piggy bank!
