I’M DANCING FROM MY VAGINA. I’M GRINDING, I’M GRINDING. ORGASM EYES, ORGASM EYES.
BRING IT ON, OLD MAN No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off. Oh, so now the talking CHEESE is gonna preach to us!
“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
Some parents are too soft. If I EVER called my mom...
ohmyjessicaa: ayyoojohnny: christianreus: THIS IS ME IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS SHIT BEFORE AND NEVER HAVE I RAGE QUIT SO HARD BEFORE!! SWISS CHEESE?! LOL
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
You and your friends at parties